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Today, I place skittles up my vagina, to generally be adorable for my boyfriend on valentines working day, so I'd flavor excellent. As he was eating me out, he pushed a person skittle up to date and couldn't get it out. I resulted in up in the ER for four hours, with laughing nurses. FML.his two daughters are irresponsible and unreliable heron